Friend: No way!! You still play Smash Bros?
Friend: Wow, I remember that game back in the day. I destroyed people. You should totally play me! I bet I can beat you right now!
Me: Alright, who do you generally play?
Friend: I'm KILLER with Kirby!
Me: ...Go on.
Friend: I love destroying people by sucking them up and then jumping off the stage....oh, and don't forget about Kirby's rock move!
Me: ....Right. *tries not to be insanely critical*
Kirbycide is a valid and extremely dickish/hilarious move in four player free-for-all